I’m a hill hoppin’ and pill poppin’ legend
Snowboarding during the day oxy at night. Good shit
why anyone chooses to live without drugs and alcohol is beyond me
Salami is the most honest piece of meat you’ll ever eat.
I cheated a few times… Sorry
I’m out livin life while you’re at home suckin dick
It has the potential to destroy your heart, but it certainly makes your brain feel good.
1. Alka-Seltzer cold and flu
2. Bottle of water
3. Big McDonalds Breakfast
4. Vomit up step 3
5. Brush teeth for 10 minutes
6. More Water
Can’t even hold my phone as I get gome. Coolnite hashtag bloopitybop
I’m not spooning a dog #greatnight